Cy the Cyclone
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As a Cyclone/Husker fan over the past years, I have noticed an amazingly arrogant attitude among so-called "bloggers" ever since the, shall we say, "mentally challenged" members of the Big 12 discovered electricity. Behind the anonimity of their keyboards, they spew out their opinions like so much projectile vomit...
By B12 League Decree please note the following:
Any "fan" for any B12 conference school who pollutes the internet with this type of insulting drivel (see example) will not be tolerated
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Iowa State Game Recap
Granted, Iowa State is the worst team, like, ever in the history of football, but that doesn't mean that beating them 56-3 doesn't feel good. Best of all, Colt didn't throw a single interception. Not one! And he threw for something like 5,000 yards (we'd like to reiterate that hard hitting football commentary is not our forte here). Because the weather was a balmy -35 Fahrenheit or something in Iowa City or wherever it is that Iowa State resides, we once again sent our intern Fernando to cover the game.
Why does Iowa State have fans, as evidenced in this picture? It must be like rooting for your little brother's (or sister's) baseball team. You're not really a fan of the team, just a certain player. I mean, if the team wins the Little League world series, you're not going to go out an get drunk and have sex with a prostitute, right? Right? You don't really care that much. You just want your little brother to not get hurt and maybe hit a double. Being an Iowa State fan is something like that. And no, we don't really understand that logic either.
Ahhh, Bobby's not going to like this. Not for a second. Macky's seeing another guy! Granted, it's Gene Chizik, former defensive coordinator for the Horns and current ISU coach. But is that really what he wears? Huge baggy sweat shirt and wind pants? Really? He looks like he's been sitting on the couch all day with a bucket of fried chicken watching reruns of MASH because his wife left him and the kids won't call him "daddy" anymore. Yeah, being the Iowa State coach is something like that. Especially after coaching at UT.
In order to put a stop to this demeaning type of insulting foolishness, all authors of this type of "blog" shall forthwith have his picture posted on all other B12 boards so that everyone can make insulting remarks about his goofy face (see actual example below of the author of above)
Thank You and Regards
Big 12 Anti-Dissing Office.....
By B12 League Decree please note the following:
Any "fan" for any B12 conference school who pollutes the internet with this type of insulting drivel (see example) will not be tolerated
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Iowa State Game Recap
Granted, Iowa State is the worst team, like, ever in the history of football, but that doesn't mean that beating them 56-3 doesn't feel good. Best of all, Colt didn't throw a single interception. Not one! And he threw for something like 5,000 yards (we'd like to reiterate that hard hitting football commentary is not our forte here). Because the weather was a balmy -35 Fahrenheit or something in Iowa City or wherever it is that Iowa State resides, we once again sent our intern Fernando to cover the game.
Why does Iowa State have fans, as evidenced in this picture? It must be like rooting for your little brother's (or sister's) baseball team. You're not really a fan of the team, just a certain player. I mean, if the team wins the Little League world series, you're not going to go out an get drunk and have sex with a prostitute, right? Right? You don't really care that much. You just want your little brother to not get hurt and maybe hit a double. Being an Iowa State fan is something like that. And no, we don't really understand that logic either.
Ahhh, Bobby's not going to like this. Not for a second. Macky's seeing another guy! Granted, it's Gene Chizik, former defensive coordinator for the Horns and current ISU coach. But is that really what he wears? Huge baggy sweat shirt and wind pants? Really? He looks like he's been sitting on the couch all day with a bucket of fried chicken watching reruns of MASH because his wife left him and the kids won't call him "daddy" anymore. Yeah, being the Iowa State coach is something like that. Especially after coaching at UT.
In order to put a stop to this demeaning type of insulting foolishness, all authors of this type of "blog" shall forthwith have his picture posted on all other B12 boards so that everyone can make insulting remarks about his goofy face (see actual example below of the author of above)
Thank You and Regards
Big 12 Anti-Dissing Office.....
