Well, I'm a failure.
Late last week, I figure out that my garbage disposal needs replaced. It was leaking out the bottom and that's a clear indicator the inside is shot. So, I went and bought one. I've installed numerous disposals. But, some idiot engineer decided to redesign how it attaches on the bottom of the drain. I worked all Friday afternoon trying to get it on and by 6:00 I was pissed off at the world.
Time to call someone who actually enjoys doing these things.
Installing a garbage disposal might be one of the most pain in the a$$ things to do around the house.