Red November
Special Teams Player
In order for Nebraska to have a successful year, what must they perfect in Saturday's game? Which mistake can they simply not make anymore..one thing
Then what on offense must they do to be successful.I dont even think it matters what they do. Even if the D plays perfect...we still have a shot at losing this game.
This O just isnt moving anything. I am wanting to be positive and say that the bye week helps us get the ship righted...but I just think that isnt going to happen....we have problems with this complicated WCO.
If the O cant move it with what you have the coach should adapt to what he has....i watch other teams and they look better with less talent on the field. Because their coach is not in a power struggle with his EGO. Just simplify the O until you have the players that can run your WCO.
This is key. The RB's have to be picking up the blitz. Did anyone see Ross take on a few LB's against Pitt? He blocked them pretty solid.- Be aware of the blitz
J.B Phillips, C Thomas and Seppo should take some blocking lessons from Cory Ross. If ISU blitzes the left side, murtha should be able to hold them off. If ISU blitzes right side, Zac is gonna get sacked numerous times.This is key. The RB's have to be picking up the blitz. Did anyone see Ross take on a few LB's against Pitt? He blocked them pretty solid.- Be aware of the blitz
:rollinJ.B Phillips, C Thomas and Seppo should take some blocking lessons from Cory Ross. If ISU blitzes the left side, murtha should be able to hold them off. If ISU blitzes right side, Zac is gonna get sacked numerous times.This is key. The RB's have to be picking up the blitz. Did anyone see Ross take on a few LB's against Pitt? He blocked them pretty solid.- Be aware of the blitz
What needs to be done to ensure a win is the following
1-Pray to god and hope he sends a lightning strike to take out Hicks
2-Slap some jelly on Ross's butt and pour a ant farm down his pants and tell him to take off
3-Drink lots of beer the night before and have college coeds..oh wait, that's colorado
4-Have Manikins of NU receivers ready on the sideline so that Zac can throw to them thinking they are real in case he's getting ready to get sacked.
5-Give J.B Phillips lots of angel dust so that he goes insane and start hitting anyone and anything infront of him.
6-Inject John Blake with rabbies, suit him up and put him on the DL and tell him to go wild
7-Call Pete Caroll, ask to borrow some of his offensive lineman, suit them up as Nebraska players and ship Caroll some of our Offensive lineman we don't need and convince him these were the guys he sent.
8-Grab a couple of our tall Volleyball girls, do a makeover on them with afro's and claim we have 3 Frantz hardy's
9-Replace the gatorade on the ISU sideline with some koolaid but tell them it's actually a new gatorade drink.
10-Tap into the ISU sideline communications and start whispering "frank Solich loves you" in McCarney's headset
If we accomplish those tasks, i gurantee a win.
Gotta agree, that was some funny shyte!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollinJ.B Phillips, C Thomas and Seppo should take some blocking lessons from Cory Ross. If ISU blitzes the left side, murtha should be able to hold them off. If ISU blitzes right side, Zac is gonna get sacked numerous times.This is key. The RB's have to be picking up the blitz. Did anyone see Ross take on a few LB's against Pitt? He blocked them pretty solid.- Be aware of the blitz
What needs to be done to ensure a win is the following
1-Pray to god and hope he sends a lightning strike to take out Hicks
2-Slap some jelly on Ross's butt and pour a ant farm down his pants and tell him to take off
3-Drink lots of beer the night before and have college coeds..oh wait, that's colorado
4-Have Manikins of NU receivers ready on the sideline so that Zac can throw to them thinking they are real in case he's getting ready to get sacked.
5-Give J.B Phillips lots of angel dust so that he goes insane and start hitting anyone and anything infront of him.
6-Inject John Blake with rabbies, suit him up and put him on the DL and tell him to go wild
7-Call Pete Caroll, ask to borrow some of his offensive lineman, suit them up as Nebraska players and ship Caroll some of our Offensive lineman we don't need and convince him these were the guys he sent.
8-Grab a couple of our tall Volleyball girls, do a makeover on them with afro's and claim we have 3 Frantz hardy's
9-Replace the gatorade on the ISU sideline with some koolaid but tell them it's actually a new gatorade drink.
10-Tap into the ISU sideline communications and start whispering "frank Solich loves you" in McCarney's headset
If we accomplish those tasks, i gurantee a win.