Ha ha—“hence”. Are you a lawyer or something? Just in case you are, I will translate what I said about OU into your vernacular:
Whereas, said Oklahoma Sooners (hereinafter “Friggin Hillbillies”) may have an above average run game featuring one Demcus Murray and the services of a plurality of solid offensive lineman. However, said Friggin Hillbillies won’t play the mighty Nebraska Cornhuskers until such time as the Friggin Hillbillies qualify to play in the Big 12 conference title game.
Na, hoss, not a lawyer. If I was, i'd be on the board a hell of a lot more, not to mention providing sound legal advice to all board members.
Yeah, OU, aka "buck toothed, sister bangin', mouth breathing, f'n hillbillies" may have the next best run game to us. But, in my estimation, they can't pound the rock with the alacrity and tenacity that we can.