Coach Devany came down from the top of memorial stadium, and gave Coach Osbourne the 10 commandments
1. This sea of read doesn't part
2. Weddings on gameday = friendship and divorces
3. Yell early, Yell often, Yell like Hell
4. T.O. stands for Tom Osbourne
5. If you can sing the fight song after #3, you didn't yell enough
6. Throw the bones after 3 and out
7. If you ask me to sit down, i will ask you to stand up
8. Husker fan don't bleed red, we bleed scarlet
9. Red beer and runzas, diet of champions
10. Husker = Class. Applaud the opponent.
Then, on his way to deliver this message to the Big Red masses, Coach Osbourne cooked a buffalo, skinned a tiger, stole the wind from a cyclone, plucked a Jayhawk, tamed a Wildcat, gunned down a Cowboy, and stole the wheels from a Sooner...
Here endth the lesson...