Roxy
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When I Say I'm Broke - I'm Broke:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.” Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke
and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove
all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, “Well
let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.” Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke
and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove
all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, “Well
let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”
