When I Say I'm Broke - I'm Broke

Roxy

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When I Say I'm Broke - I'm Broke:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes

of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in

high-powered vacuum cleaners.” Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke

and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed

it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least

seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse

manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove

all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will

personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, “Well

let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”

 
he may need some ketchup :laughpound

definitely be a high fiber diet :)

 
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