Red Five
Heisman Trophy Winner
Freshman year, we were in our dorm room at Harper. Nice night out, so everyone had their windows open letting in the fresh air. You can hear some yelling outside, as is the norm. I was on my computer (playing FIFA, not studying of course), roomie is studying. All of a sudden there is a loud pound at the door (again I am playing FIFA, so I can't get the door). Roomie goes to open it and there stands Vanden Bosch, face beet red.Story?Red Five said:Kyle Vanden Bosch threatened to kill my roommate.Mavric said:Octavius McFarland threatened to kill me. Does that count?
Vanden Bosch: <elevated voice> Were you the g-- d--- m----- f----- that was yelling s--- at me?
Roommate: <in the most scared voice possible> No, sir. I don't know what you are talking about. I was studying.
Me: <jaw dropped, speechless at my desk>
Vanden Bosch: <looks in the room, sees its just me and my roommate> You better hope I don't find out it was you yelling that s--- or I will f------ kill you <walks away>
After both of us cleaned up our pants, we pieced together that Vanden Bosch was down in the courtyard and someone was yelling at him from a window. He must have tried to figure out what room it was by counting the floors/windows. And his counting was off.