Which is the worse EZ-E??

[knapplc]

You can write a sonnet in iambic pentameter if you like. Or a haiku. Free-form verse is definitely cheating, though.

 

[darkhorse85]

Woke up quick at about noon

Just thought that I had be on Huskerboard soon

I gotta get my inside info before the day begins

Before Knapp starts bitching about my ban

About to go and damn near went blind

Young recruits at the airport throwin' up bone signs

Ran in the bathroom and grabbed my d!(k

With this recruiting info my ban I'd surely slip

Bailed outside and pointed my phone

Just as we all thought the recruits were gone

Jumped on the bus a dollar and a half for the ride

I got front and back and a friend on the inside

Then I let the Huskers play

The third Ron Kellogg just made my day

It was Westy Westy on the top ten list

Then I wrote my own sh#t it went something like this:

Cruisin down the forum on my 22s

Jokcin' the mods, slappin the noobs

Went to the stadium to get the scoop

Knuckleheads out there thinkin' they've got the news

A car pull up, who can it be?

A 5 star recruit, staring at me

He rolls down his window, I could see him sit

He says "Don't listen to EZ, He's full of sh#t"

I'll see myself out.

 

[zoogs]

Attacking a person instead of attacking a postWill get you banned from the board and you'll no longer boast

Our rules, in a nutshell. Well done

 

[StPaulHusker]

EZ E was a car rental guy

Who watched for recruits as they walked by

Don't like his opinion and he gets mad

Insults you, your post and calls you a (starts with F and rhymes with rag)

Too many warnings then got shown the door

He has been banned, EZ E no more.

 

[It'sNotAFakeID]

What happened to EZ Breezy E

 

[NUpolo8]

With him newly banned

He's left to leave posts on his

Refrigerator

 

[darkhorse85]

Garth, I think that was a haiku.

 

[walksalone]

great, bunch of wannabe f*ckin' shakespear's...

 

[StPaulHusker]

great, bunch of wannabe f*ckin' shakespear's...

Haiku's are 5-7-5

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I miss me some E

 

[walksalone]

I miss me some D

FIFY

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Tis the season for forgiveness or something

 

[JJ Husker]

Had to bump this. The OP really is a classic.

 

[Army_Allen]

I didn't like his boots.

 

[The Dude]

EZ-E was a biased and self-centered punk who

crapped all over others who opposed his view

He called people names he rattled his saber

He pissed and moaned; was not a good neighbor

If ever he discovered someone who may have got his goat

He chastised them personally instead of disproving what they wrote

And now we find him on the outside looking in

With memories of his ego, vitrol and selfishness times ten

But do not relent those of you who remember

The polished up turd EZ-E laid this November

Attacking a person instead of attacking a post

Will get you banned from the board and you'll no longer boast

about your knowledge of anything Husker in flavor

So stop with your name calling and rattling of sabers.

Keep your perspective and manors in replies

And remember that turds like the one laid this week always attract flies.

What the f#*k.