/channeling my inner J.R. voice
"Oh my God! Harbaugh is turning on Frost! He just nailed him with a steel chair! Frost is done for. He just got his head split in half!"
/Harbaugh attempts to pin Frost, but Frost kicks out at 2
"By God! Frost kicked out! He kicked out! That's instinct! He's just going on instinct right now!"
/the Michigan State fight song plays
"Wait a minute. No, it can't be! That's Mark Dantonio's music! The only man that hates Harbaugh more than Frost right now!"
/Dantonio nails Harbaugh with a chair shot as Frost stumbles to his feet
"Oh God! That sickening thud of a steel chair shot to the head! And Frost has Harbaugh in his cross hairs now!"
/Frost sizes up Harbaugh as Jim slowly rises to his feet, then Frost hits the spear
"By God! Frost just split him in half! It's elementary now!"
/Frost pins Harbaugh for the three count
"Frost wins! Frost wins! Harbaugh's plan backfired horrendously! Now he's made an enemy for life. We'll see if he continues to attack each day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind now. And I don't know if this unholy alliance between Dantonio and Frost will last, but for at least one night, they gave Harbaugh what he deserved."