Eric the Red
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
>>>
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old
son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy
asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe
sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of
that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE
for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the
boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad
answers, TWO for Friday, TWO For Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the
dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for
>>>February, ONE for March....."
>>>
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old
son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy
asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe
sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of
that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE
for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the
boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad
answers, TWO for Friday, TWO For Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the
dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for
>>>February, ONE for March....."