"I thought (Brad) Smith was outstanding," said Nebraska coach Bill Callahan. "He is what he is -- an excellent football player and certainly, he made a number of plays that were the difference in the football game."
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Brad Smith....that's why Nebraska lost.[/SIZE]
really? well, he *might* have had something to do with it. but i don't think you are actually taking everything else into consideration.
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Other possible reasons for Nebraska's loss to Mizzou.[/SIZE]
the cabal of freemasons, moneyed rich and military strongmen who run the world from behind the scenes. they are the dealmakers who determine where you live, what you buy and who you vote for.
The Motive:
they fear the the flexablity of the WCO. they can't control it and therefore it must be eliminated.
The Means:
by using electro-magnetic wave generators mounted on satilites high above Columbia, the Illuminati hit Zac Taylor with an intense burst of E.L.S. radiation.
for those who do not know what E.L.S. radiation is, i'll explain: E.L.S. stands for "everyone loves sandwiches".
it's true!
when the illuminati hit zac with that beam, he would start thinking to himself, "man... i gots to get me a s'amich!!! i LOVE s'amiches!!! oh, boy, do i ever!!!"
this was enough to make him over-throw at times or toss the ball into double coverage.
so, the next time you want a sandwich... consider: is it really *YOU* wanting the sandwich or someone *WANTING* you to have a sandwich.
according to the rest of the world, global warming is all america's fault. and if the french say it's true, it must be!
but how does this have anything to do with the huskers dropping a game to the tigers?
consider...
- global warming melts the icecaps.
- global warming cause changes in the atmosphere, including unpredicatable updrafts and down-drafts.
- Terrence Nunn fumbled the ball in the Red Zone.
that's just TOO many coincidences for it not to be real, buddy!
The Motive:
um... none per se. it's just global warming.
The Means:
you driving your over-sized SUV five blocks to McDonalds to pick-up a half-dozen buck double cheese-burgers to shove down your gullet while starving people in north korea wander the hills looking to see if there's any bark left on the trees that they can gnaw on and pretend it's food.
...
you disgust me.
former child star Tina Yothers hates the huskers. totally true, d00d. the other night, i got home and i got three messages on my answering machine.
first message was at 9pm and said, "I HATE THE HUSKERS AND THEY TOTALLY SUCK!!! I HOPE THE LOSE TOMORROW!!!"
second message was at 9:02pm and said, "um, hey... my name is Tina Yothers and i left that message just before. uh, thanks. bye."
third message was at 9:05pm and said, "look me up on
imdb.com, i was on 'Family Ties' with Michael J. Fox... oh, god... i'm so lonely..." and then heard sobbing sounds on her end and the machine cut-off.
The Motive:
apparently, she has nothing better to do.
The Means:
none known, but that doesn't mean won't try.
the Legion of Doom is still angry at Steve Peterson for turning them down when they offered him a job back in 2001. lex luthor was particularly heartbroken, and wonders why steve never writes or calls anymore.
this last saturday was sweet, sweet payback for them.
The Motive:
impudent fool..! NOBODY turns down the Legion of Doom..!
The Means:
ironicly, not too elaborate. the Legion of Doom showed up at the tailgate and started talking smak. during the game, Solomon Grudy kept on shouting, "SOLOMON GRUNDY HATES THE WEST COAST OFFENSE!!!! GRRR!!"
from the end results, i guess it was enough.
the Grey Aliens from Beyond have been tampering with the development of mankind since the dawn of history. (so says art bell, and if i can't believe art... well, i just as well quit believing)
from the alien crash site in Rosewell back in '47, the US government salvaged technology that allowed the United States to become a world power today: velcro, the 8-track tape recorder and those little suction cup thingies used to keep those 'Garfield' dolls stuck to the back of your car window.
but also among the wreckage was forbidden knowledge! a plan that not meant for humanity yet... THE WEST COAST OFFENSE.
president truman formed MAJESTIC-12 to study such an offense and it's effect on the game of football at that moment in American history.
according to Doctor Edward Teller, one of the fathers of the atomic bomb, the effects of the WCO on the game would be "totally wack, brutha!"
it wold be decades before humanity grasped the full enormity of said playbook. and for decades, the Greys have done everything in their considerable power to keep humanity for discovering greatness of the WCO. should nebraska master the myriad of plays within the tome, humanity would be come one step closer to GODHOOD!
...
what? this is all true.
The Motive:
too keep us primative humans in our place.
The Means:
cattle mutlilations, abductions, genetic manipulations and anal probes. lots and lots of anal probes. all this is an attempt to devert attention away from WCO. is the truth out there? no, it's on the gridiron, baby.
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so, can we blame brad smith solely for our loss? perhaps. or perhaps one or more of the other issue had an effect on the game.
or maybe nebraska didn't have a tight as game as missouri on saturday.
but that would be crazy talk, man. CRAZY TALK, i say!
