Why we will beat Wiscy

krc1995 said:
if we get to choose one game to win (that we shouldn't), which do you choose:  Wiscy, Ohio State, Penn State?
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Too easy, Wiscy because of division ties. I couldn't give a s#!t if we lose to OSU and PSU if we end up at the championship at 8-4. 

 
Atbone95 said:
Too easy, Wiscy because of division ties. I couldn't give a s#!t if we lose to OSU and PSU if we end up at the championship at 8-4. 
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Good reasoning- but I say Ohio State just because of their perception of greatness.  We beat Wisconsin it's like beating ouselves.  

 
knapplc said:
I'll be there. I'll be loud. For four quarters, win or lose.

If that's not enough, maybe it's possible that it's not in my hands that we win or lose. But I'll be wearing my lucky hat just in case.
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Only thing that worries me is that for the Rutgers game I wore my red Nebraska shirt and black shorts... For the Illinois game I was celebrating my bday at a bar and wore a button down and jeans... I don't know what to wear Saturday...

 
hskrfan4life said:
Only thing that worries me is that for the Rutgers game I wore my red Nebraska shirt and black shorts... For the Illinois game I was celebrating my bday at a bar and wore a button down and jeans... I don't know what to wear Saturday...
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I hate to suggest it, but what if Nebraska winning football games is unrelated to what you wear during the game?

But just in case, wear a Nebraska shirt with a button down, and wear jeans over your black shorts.

 
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We will beat Wisconsin because my agents have secretly been stuffing them with cheese knowing that they can’t resist.

They will be so constipated that they can no longer block, tackle, or run.

 
Hayseed said:
We will beat Wisconsin because my agents have secretly been stuffing them with cheese knowing that they can’t resist.

They will be so constipated that they can no longer block, tackle, or run.
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They already have an immunity to cheese from eating it for every meal.

 
Moiraine said:
I hate to suggest it, but what if Nebraska winning football games is unrelated to what you wear during the game?

But just in case, wear a Nebraska shirt with a button down, and wear jeans over your black shorts.
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Everyone knows red loon attire is the deciding factor in a close game.... ahead of only constipation.

 
dvdcrr said:
I did advance it.  Truth doesn't count?
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If you think your reasons are the truth, you've never watched college football before.

Worse teams than Nebraska have beat better teams than Wisconsin.

Also, there are several dozen other threads for you to whine in or make jokes in about how awful we are - you don't have to troll every single topic.

 
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Moiraine said:
If you think your reasons are the truth, you've never watched college football before.

Worse teams than Nebraska have beat better teams than Wisconsin.

Also, there are several dozen other threads for you to whine in or make jokes in about how awful we are - you don't have to troll every single topic.
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Thank you.

 
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