You think a player should have a GA following him to WalMart and watching him back out?
Not saying that I agree with it, but if your really think about the kind of money & prestige involved with a win and having our starters able/eligible to play...
It wouldn't be totally crazy to have a GA following each of the starters around. I mean, would you think the Athletic department would pay a kid $8 an hour, maybe $400 a week to make sure Caputo never got his DUI? I would think that would be worth thousands of dollars easily to them.
First, you're nuts if you think anyone wants someone tailing them all over the place.
Second, $400/week * 85 scholarship players is $34K per week. You want it during the season only, or year round, since you don't want kids getting into trouble in the off season. That's $1.768M. And when they aren't in school or at practice you probably need more than 40-50 hours a week of coverage so it's going to be more.
I'm amazed that you could even consider this as a possibility. You are wrong, it would be totally crazy. Maybe you think putting ankle bracelets on is reasonable?