Wonderful Terrific Monds -- greatest football name ever

I've always been partial to I.M. Hipp.

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Yeah, the Huskers have had some great names over the years. But my fav is from the Bears. d!(k Butkus.

 
There was a former NYC basketball player for Rice HS in NYC, a power back in the day, who played with former St. John's ubber recruit Felipe Lopez(former Sports Illustrated cover boy) named Scientific Mapp. I crap you not. Oh yeah Scientific's little brothers name? Majestic.

 
jsneb83 said:
GMoose said:
ESPY said:
jsneb83 said:
My favorites are d!(k Trickle and Rusty Kuntz.
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Harry Pitts

Semore Butts

IP Dailey

Hooflung Poo

See. I can do it too ;)
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Except d!(k Trickle and Rusty Kuntz are actual people...a baseball player stock car driver I believe
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You would be correct my friend.
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my dad played with Wonder Monds, he told me this story:

He had that huge fro.

One day before practice, Osborne came up to Wonder during stretches and told him he needed to trim it up and get it under control. So, the next day Wonder took half a jar of Vaseline and greased his hair back real tight before practice, and told osborne he got it trimmed up, per instruction. Well, after a 2 or 3 hour practice, he took off his helmet and all the vaseline had sweat off or whatever, he took his helmet off and his hair popped back out to it's original fro and all the players just started cracking up. he never had to cut it.

 
I am I said:
my dad played with Wonder Monds, he told me this story:

He had that huge fro.

One day before practice, Osborne came up to Wonder during stretches and told him he needed to trim it up and get it under control. So, the next day Wonder took half a jar of Vaseline and greased his hair back real tight before practice, and told osborne he got it trimmed up, per instruction. Well, after a 2 or 3 hour practice, he took off his helmet and all the vaseline had sweat off or whatever, he took his helmet off and his hair popped back out to it's original fro and all the players just started cracking up. he never had to cut it.
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Ha ha ha ha! That is awesome.

 
Dreamius Smith. Has there ever been a more glamorous first name combined with a more common last name? He's one of Turner Gill's current signees.

 
Have to chime in.. I worked with a guy named Richard Head..

I will let you shorten that.. Poor guy has to have some anger issues with a name like that.

 
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