World War 3

[huskernumerouno]

WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's him."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"

Bush says, " I'm planning WW III."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to the bartender and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a sh#t about the 140 million Muslims".

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

It's true...

 

[HuskerNCo]

It's true...

just the evil ones...

 

[husker rob]

me personally, we should turn all the sand over there into glass

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I agree with Rob and also the fact about killing the blonde!!!! Send her my way I'll torture her!!!!

 

[husker rob]

I agree with Rob and also the fact about killing the blonde!!!! Send her my way I'll torture her!!!!

from what i have heard, just being with you would be torture enough,

but if you want to give up a ticket to the big game, i might be able to hook you up with drownings girlfriend for a couple of hours

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I agree with Rob and also the fact about killing the blonde!!!! Send her my way I'll torture her!!!!

from what i have heard, just being with you would be torture enough,

but if you want to give up a ticket to the big game, i might be able to hook you up with drownings girlfriend for a couple of hours

You don't need to hook me up with her because I've already done that and it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Might as well get a trash can full of warm water and use that instead!!!!

 

[husker rob]

poor poor drowning

 

[huskernumerouno]

poor poor drowning

Drowning is going to go postal soon guys

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I agree with Rob and also the fact about killing the blonde!!!! Send her my way I'll torture her!!!!

from what i have heard, just being with you would be torture enough,

but if you want to give up a ticket to the big game, i might be able to hook you up with drownings girlfriend for a couple of hours

You don't need to hook me up with her because I've already done that and it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Might as well get a trash can full of warm water and use that instead!!!!

Well of course it would be like that after I got through with her...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

poor poor drowning

Drowning is going to go postal soon guys

I probably will... If I don't end up in the Loony bin... I'm going to kidnap you all and force you to watch re-runs of Saved By The Bell: The New Class

 

[huskernumerouno]

poor poor drowning

Drowning is going to go postal soon guys

I probably will... If I don't end up in the Loony bin... I'm going to kidnap you all and force you to watch re-runs of Saved By The Bell: The New Class

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zoogs]

me personally, we should turn all the sand over there into glass

That's an astoundingly awful thing to say. I hope you don't mean that, even joking about it is awful.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

me personally, we should turn all the sand over there into glass

That's an astoundingly awful thing to say. I hope you don't mean that, even joking about it is awful.

OMG!!!! :blink:

 

[huskernation20]

Instant Classic! :nutz