The lost guy who says you are sitting in HIS seats:
My family has had the same seats since 1963- Ive been sitting in them since 1970- IM NOT in the wrong seats bub
THE OVERWEIGHT or regular people fpr that matter who WONT sit on their number- requiring ME not to sit on my number- and people squeezing me to death
SIT ON YOUR NUMBER- NOT MINE. Ive been sitting in seat 12 for the last 43 years- that is where I want to sit
The cursing guy:
Slinging F bombs everywhere when you have your 7 year old son sitting right next to you along with your wife, sitting right behind him
This IS NEBRASKA, not Colorado, Missouri or Wisconsin
The woman who knows 3-4 football buzz words and is very vocal in using them- most of the time incorrectly, while implying the coaches and players dont know diddly
The sunshine pumpers who find zero fault in anything- ever
The guys who DONT know the rules- who spout off that they do: Example= some knucklehead next to me, was screaming that you have 2 SECONDS to hit the QB after he throws the ball to avoid a roughing call. He played HS football and knew the rules- he was 5'4" and maybe a buck 35- yeah right.
The guys who say sit down- when there are 30 rows of fans standing up in front of me
The 6'4" guy in front of me- who stands when no one else in the stadium is standing- requiring me to stand
The people who WONT stand up to let you pass when you have that situation we all hate- having to go the restroom- or youre going to piss your pants
The "technique" guy who spouts off whenever a DB doesnt have his face to the QB- it's called trail technique dude, they didnt use that when you played YMCA 3rd grade football
The people discussing intensely personal info between themselves- not in whispers. This is a football game, not a therapy session
It was so much better when we had the same season ticket holders at every game, little community= was like that for 20-30 years Now many of the faces change AND a good number of the seats around us, filled by different people every week.
The wave- I hate it- especially when the hairy faced women in front of me are paying more attention to the progress of the wave, than the game
It's why I wear the big old fashioned radio headphones that block out all sound- but 1110 KFAB