knapplc
International Man of Mystery
Did you suffer an injury as a result of either cup of coffee? (If not . . . your whole post is moot.)
I did not, but then again, I didn't engage in any dangerous activity with my hot coffee. I did not place it, unlidded, in my crotch. I did not pour it over my head, and I did not attempt to juggle it. Had I done so, I would most likely have been injured. However, the blame for that injury would lie with me, not with the provider of the coffee, since I would have been handling the coffee in an unsafe manner, a manner in which it was not intended to be handled.
Were these standalone coffee houses or fast food restaurants? (As in, how sophisticated, beverage-wise, was the average customer.)
What do you take me for, sir? I will not soil myself with Quik Shop coffee, or McDonald's coffee, or any such thing. It's only bona fide coffee for this connoisseur.
Was either coffee place aware of the serious injuries that could be caused?
Yes, they were. The first joint asked if I was going to sue them like McDonald's got sued, and they did so before I told them about this conversation. I'm on a first-name basis with all of the baristas and the manager there, so it was all in fun, but they were aware of the lawsuit and the temperature of their coffee, and did not seem to care.
Did they choose to continue this practice despite prior causation of 3rd degree burns?
Yes, they continue this practice knowing inherently that there are dangers in handling and consuming hot beverages in much the same way that every state continues to operate highways on which vehicles operate at unsafe speeds. While there are warnings on coffee products (largely due to Liebeck vs. McDonald's), there are no such warnings on the highways stating that the activity the drivers are engaged in can cause severe injury, including death. Why? Because nobody has sued a state for allowing such unsafe situations to occur; common sense tells us that driving on a highway at 60 mph is dangerous. No such warning is necessary - until someone gets killed, and a sympathetic jury declares highways unsafe. Then we'll be seeing signs galore.
Regarding me being obnoxious - I would have hoped that you would have gotten from my tone that I'm being lighthearted and jovial about this, not an asshat. If I'm coming across as an a$$, I apologize. I'm trying to have fun with this conversation, not be a jerk. Again, I apologize if I'm not coming across as intended.
I did not, but then again, I didn't engage in any dangerous activity with my hot coffee. I did not place it, unlidded, in my crotch. I did not pour it over my head, and I did not attempt to juggle it. Had I done so, I would most likely have been injured. However, the blame for that injury would lie with me, not with the provider of the coffee, since I would have been handling the coffee in an unsafe manner, a manner in which it was not intended to be handled.
Were these standalone coffee houses or fast food restaurants? (As in, how sophisticated, beverage-wise, was the average customer.)
What do you take me for, sir? I will not soil myself with Quik Shop coffee, or McDonald's coffee, or any such thing. It's only bona fide coffee for this connoisseur.
Was either coffee place aware of the serious injuries that could be caused?
Yes, they were. The first joint asked if I was going to sue them like McDonald's got sued, and they did so before I told them about this conversation. I'm on a first-name basis with all of the baristas and the manager there, so it was all in fun, but they were aware of the lawsuit and the temperature of their coffee, and did not seem to care.
Did they choose to continue this practice despite prior causation of 3rd degree burns?
Yes, they continue this practice knowing inherently that there are dangers in handling and consuming hot beverages in much the same way that every state continues to operate highways on which vehicles operate at unsafe speeds. While there are warnings on coffee products (largely due to Liebeck vs. McDonald's), there are no such warnings on the highways stating that the activity the drivers are engaged in can cause severe injury, including death. Why? Because nobody has sued a state for allowing such unsafe situations to occur; common sense tells us that driving on a highway at 60 mph is dangerous. No such warning is necessary - until someone gets killed, and a sympathetic jury declares highways unsafe. Then we'll be seeing signs galore.
Regarding me being obnoxious - I would have hoped that you would have gotten from my tone that I'm being lighthearted and jovial about this, not an asshat. If I'm coming across as an a$$, I apologize. I'm trying to have fun with this conversation, not be a jerk. Again, I apologize if I'm not coming across as intended.