BigRedBuster
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Chug a Gatorade.
Then a big greasy breakfast. Eggs (over easy) toast to dip, hash browns, bacon….lots of bacon.
Coffee.
Avoid the wife. She’s probably pissed.
If it’s a two day tournament, jump in the shower before breakfast. The chunks are easier to squish down the drain. At the course, avoid the driving range. Too much effort. Hit the putting green. You’re only going to be good for your short game anyway. Skip the Bloody Mary. Go for a fuzzy navel. The vitamin C is good for you. And a cigar.
Oh, don’t wear light colored short and go to the bathroom right before teeing off. You’ll appreciate that in a few holes.
Then a big greasy breakfast. Eggs (over easy) toast to dip, hash browns, bacon….lots of bacon.
Coffee.
Avoid the wife. She’s probably pissed.
If it’s a two day tournament, jump in the shower before breakfast. The chunks are easier to squish down the drain. At the course, avoid the driving range. Too much effort. Hit the putting green. You’re only going to be good for your short game anyway. Skip the Bloody Mary. Go for a fuzzy navel. The vitamin C is good for you. And a cigar.
Oh, don’t wear light colored short and go to the bathroom right before teeing off. You’ll appreciate that in a few holes.
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