Your best hangover Cure?

Chug a Gatorade. 
 

Then a big greasy breakfast. Eggs (over easy) toast to dip, hash browns, bacon….lots of bacon. 
 

Coffee. 
 

Avoid the wife. She’s probably pissed. 
 

If it’s a two day tournament, jump in the shower before breakfast. The chunks are easier to squish down the drain. At the course, avoid the driving range. Too much effort. Hit the putting green. You’re only going to be good for your short game anyway. Skip the Bloody Mary. Go for a fuzzy navel. The vitamin C is good for you. And a cigar. 
 

Oh, don’t wear light colored short and go to the bathroom right before teeing off. You’ll appreciate that in a few holes. 

 
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Chug a Gatorade. 
 

Then a big greasy breakfast. Eggs (over easy) toast to dip, hash browns, bacon….lots of bacon. 
 

Coffee. 
Bakers (the store) used to have a cafe section...the food was dirt cheap, probably using stuff that was not selling in time.  But it was so good.

Two eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, a pancake, for like 3 dollars.  We used to just attack that place on Sunday mornings.

 
Bakers (the store) used to have a cafe section...the food was dirt cheap, probably using stuff that was not selling in time.  But it was so good.

Two eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, a pancake, for like 3 dollars.  We used to just attack that place on Sunday mornings.


Which Bakers?

My grandma used to take me to the one on 90th.

I don’t think she was hungover though…

 
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Go to one of those IV places.  They usually take walk ins. Depending on your state, they can add in zofran and other quick fixes. 

 
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