Your Famous Doppelganger

[Landlord]

I get one of these three most often, at about the same rate:

There's some player for the Royals that a friend always says I look like but I have no idea who it is. Thing is, I look dramatically different depending on the day/season. People always remark that I don't look like myself in pictures.

 

[Danny Bateman]

Only uglier

You give me a f****** Baby Ruth and you can call me whatever you want.