We need to be talking about Ross Dzuris

[The Dude]

Okay, can't we act like adults around here? Who the hell photoshopped that mustache onto that poor kid's face? He looks ridiculous.

Kurt Russell can mustache better than that.

 

[NUinID]

I am sure he and Freedom will be sevicible backups. They may not be real dynamic, though I think freedom can be but they should be able to spell the starters.

McBride always rotated 2 to 1 series starters and backup, and that was only when he felt super comfortable. If you can get about 3 good series a game out of them that will help a lot.

Let them play and they may suprise us how good they can play and help the team.

 

[I am I]

I think our mustache's will be good this year

 

[Landlord]

He has been making Sportscenter and all of the sport recap shows all day today.

 

[NUance]

Where Does Nebraska’s Ross Dzuris Rank Among College Football’s Best Mustaches?
BY MATTHEW ROTHSTEIN • 08.27.15 UPROXX

University of Nebraska defensive lineman Ross Dzuris showed up to team photo day with this beaut of a handlebar mustache. It’s some high-quality facial hair, to be sure — perfectly waxed, complemented by the bowtie — but we’ve seen mustaches like it before. So, where does it stack up?
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Uproxx gives him the bronze among college football mustaches.

 

[The Dude]

Oh great, the last thing we need is the NCAA sniffing around after they realize our players are the only ones who can afford all the proper mustache waxes, oils and creams.

 

[knapplc]

I'll bet he's a Dapper Dan man.

 

[StPaulHusker]

I'll bet he's a Dapper Dan man.

I don't think you can look like him and not be one.

 

[The Dude]

He certainly doesn't seem the type to want Fop, goddammit.

 

[macroboy]

But .....

How can I talk about him if I don't even know how to pronounce his name?

I believe it is pronounced Duh-zuhr-nurh-ski-le-witz-sker-ly........is

 

[Saunders]

 

[GSG]

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[Mierin]

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Pip pip cheerio

 

[Igetbored216]

So.....

a. - the guy is a stud who has been overlooked?

b. - had a hell of an off-season and is now ready to make an impact?

c.- depth at DE is so poor that those who normally would not see the field are now expected to?

d. - has a glorious mustache and that's all I can say for sure at this point

e. - all of the above

Mostly c. If a certain player didn't like showing a certain body part the depth at the position would be a bit better at this point. Lack of depth is how Gangwish got a chance as well, and I'm still not entirely sold on him. Hopefully both of them can really prove themselves this year and show that they deserve their scholarships.

 

[Landlord]

He certainly doesn't seem the type to want Fop, goddammit.

watch yer language young fellar this a public market