We need to be talking about Ross Dzuris

Okay, can't we act like adults around here? Who the hell photoshopped that mustache onto that poor kid's face? He looks ridiculous.

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Kurt Russell can mustache better than that.


 
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I am sure he and Freedom will be sevicible backups. They may not be real dynamic, though I think freedom can be but they should be able to spell the starters.

McBride always rotated 2 to 1 series starters and backup, and that was only when he felt super comfortable. If you can get about 3 good series a game out of them that will help a lot.

Let them play and they may suprise us how good they can play and help the team.

 
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Where Does Nebraska’s Ross Dzuris Rank Among College Football’s Best Mustaches?
BY MATTHEW ROTHSTEIN • 08.27.15 UPROXX

University of Nebraska defensive lineman Ross Dzuris showed up to team photo day with this beaut of a handlebar mustache. It’s some high-quality facial hair, to be sure — perfectly waxed, complemented by the bowtie — but we’ve seen mustaches like it before. So, where does it stack up?
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Uproxx gives him the bronze among college football mustaches.
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Oh great, the last thing we need is the NCAA sniffing around after they realize our players are the only ones who can afford all the proper mustache waxes, oils and creams.

 
So.....

a. - the guy is a stud who has been overlooked?

b. - had a hell of an off-season and is now ready to make an impact?

c.- depth at DE is so poor that those who normally would not see the field are now expected to?

d. - has a glorious mustache and that's all I can say for sure at this point

e. - all of the above
Mostly c. If a certain player didn't like showing a certain body part the depth at the position would be a bit better at this point. Lack of depth is how Gangwish got a chance as well, and I'm still not entirely sold on him. Hopefully both of them can really prove themselves this year and show that they deserve their scholarships.

 
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