THE REASON WE BEAT OHIO STATE

the problem (not the word I mean, but) with scoring on special teams sometimes can be that your defense doesn't get a rest.  I would absolutely take the ST scores and risk that, just saying

 
the problem (not the word I mean, but) with scoring on special teams sometimes can be that your defense doesn't get a rest.  I would absolutely take the ST scores and risk that, just saying
I am only half serious.  I know it is ridiculous but I am tired of only SF threads so I am having a little fun.

 
I am only half serious.  I know it is ridiculous but I am tired of only SF threads so I am having a little fun.
I'm here for the same reason.  Was tying the ST success with the earlier fold our bend but don't break but probably could have been more clear about that!  We need to sneak into the visitors locker room with some of the guys from Purdue to make it nice for them, maybe just bring Harbaugh - he has some good ideas

 
NU's wins over OSU - O/U - 0.5?

I'll take the under. They're looking to get into the playoff; and imho; they still got a legitimate shot.

but seriously... can someone start a O/U thread?

 
We need to bring extra TVs to the visitor's locker room, turn up the volume and change all the clocks.  Set one of them to play GoT and hope they forget to take the field.

 
Those pesky refs would remind them. We need to get Big 12 refs, they can't tell time.
Think outside the box, man!  Let's assemble an Ocean's Eleven style crew...we need to build an exact replica of Memorial Stadium, like Blazing Saddles, and trick the Bucks into going to the wrong stadium.  They'd have to forfeit.

 
Think outside the box, man!  Let's assemble an Ocean's Eleven style crew...we need to build an exact replica of Memorial Stadium, like Blazing Saddles, and trick the Bucks into going to the wrong stadium.  They'd have to forfeit.


KU isn't using theirs. They even have a turnpike!

 
KU isn't using theirs. They even have a turnpike!
Not sure we can make that dump look as beautiful as Memorial but I am willing to try!  Who's with us?

The Game's not over!  It isn't over until we decide it is.  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!

 
Meanwhile returning to the original reason for this thread....Urban gets hit in the head with a wild pass from his qb and is out of the game!  His qb gets sacked big time in the next play and is out of the game!  The entire defensive line comes down with a case of the Runza's runs and are dropping like flies!  The Huskers play flawless smashmouth football and....UPSET!

 
The contest is decided by a cheerleader pageant.   In past years I might find one beauty among the NU cheerleaders (but then I'm quite picky), but this year's group has many (to my eyes at least).  Perhaps tOSU cheerleaders are quite fetching, too, I'd like to watch (probably more than the game).

 
Meanwhile returning to the original reason for this thread....Urban gets hit in the head with a wild pass from his qb and is out of the game!  His qb gets sacked big time in the next play and is out of the game!  The entire defensive line comes down with a case of the Runza's runs and are dropping like flies!  The Huskers play flawless smashmouth football and....UPSET!


Well, yeah, if you want to get silly. 

I'm just saying, those turnpike dollar readers are kinda slow.

 
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