So there I was.....

[huskernation20]

Then out of no where Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Osama in the back of the FACE causing....

 

[huskernumerouno]

His head to explode like a.......

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

zit and...

 

[huskernation20]

George Bush challenged Chuck norris to a game of.......

 

[huskernumerouno]

Joust and chuck.....

 

[HSKRNOKC]

said ,"hey there W I got a special pole for that would you like to see it". George looked at him and said............

 

[huskernumerouno]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours and chuck....

 

[Husker_Power]

whipped out his pole so fast that W...

 

[huskernation20]

couldn't even react. He then stated that Chuck proved the known saying, "Everything is Bigger in Texas", to be completly untrue. G W was too ashamed to pull his out, so he simply.....

 

[admo]

sharted instead... then he ducked out and saw The ROCK approaching Chuck Norris who said...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

"I thought I smelt a p*ssy"... and then Chuck...

 

[husker rob]

said it was just Drowning

 

[rawhide]

wearing a Rock blow up doll costume and roundhouse kicked drowning to Venice Beach where . . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

wearing a Rock blow up doll costume and roundhouse kicked drowning to Venice Beach where . . . .

Lindsy Lohen was partying with....

 

[Husker_Power]

Courtney Love.

Just then, they both overdosed on...