So there I was.....

[husker rob]

Mangino and Weiss's a$$ sweat thinking that all of that crack couldnt be bad

 

[huskernumerouno]

and got a mushroom stamp from

 

[husker rob]

Bea Arthur's d!(k

 

[rawhide]

butt it was actually Meatloaf wearing a bea arthur skin when all of a sudden I couldn't believe my eyes. . . .

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

the rest of the Golden Girls showed up naked and...

 

[Husker_Power]

they each pulled out a fully automatic shotgun and blasted...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

farts so powerful, Mangino fell over and...

 

[huskernumerouno]

and rolled down the street until he ran into Edith Bunker who was giving singing lessons to.........

 

[huskernation20]

William Hung from American Idol...she flew into the air and fell head first into Mangino's huge a*s belly button....

 

[Husker_Power]

Edith Bunker started swimming and found Amelia Earhart, she also found...

 

[husker rob]

that Amelia was having three way with Elvis and Jim Morrison

 

[huskerfan500]

but then a Title wave was caused by Maggino and Freeman doing...

 

[huskernation20]

a very nasty sexual act that cannot be described in PG-13. Then somebody pinched me and I awoke to find that I had missed the entire 2007 Husker season although they had won the........

 

[HuskerJosh82]

The Big XII championship, kicking the sh*t out of.........................................

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Baylor, because everyone else in the South were sanctioned by the NCAA for...