So there I was.....

[Husker_Power]

last night's farm escapade that included a donkey, a field mouse, 3 pigs,...

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

last night's farm escapade that included a donkey, a field mouse, 3 pigs,...

and a spider monkey with a huge masterbation problem and then.........

 

[huskernumerouno]

Brought out Mike Vick and tied him to a post and.....

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Brought out Mike Vick and tied him to a post and.....

Let a pit-bull named Bruiser a$$ rape him and then.........

 

[General Blackshirt]

Mark May was caught jacking off to a picture of John David booty in the next room over. His defense for himself was...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

that once a week he puts on fishnets and 4 inch heals and goes to Wal mart to masturbate in public which made him....

 

[pigsonthewing]

take pictures of Sean Salisbury's crotch and send them to all the employees at ESPiN. and then

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Jane Goodall had sex with a gorilla... which caught everyone off guard because they didn't even know she was there and...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Into gorrilas. But she said if Bob Stoops can love a gorrilla so can.....

 

[Necava Husker]

...Gary Pinkel and I, since a gorilla threesome is more fun than...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

some BIG lovin from Mark mangino which has been proven to cause...

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

... flat body syndrom. Which will allow you to....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

stretch out your wiener and...

 

[huskernation20]

And Catapult a cashew right into the mouth of....

 

[Necava Husker]

...Mark May, who generally prefers teabags since he...