So there I was.....

[BigRedfxtoy]

is 90% ball sweat vers the normal 90% water therefore.....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

He is one giant testicle who can...

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

not seem to drop....

 

[Husker_Power]

not seem to drop....

...Brent Musburger on the other hand, was a testicle that had finally dropped, and when he dropped he...

 

[huskernation20]

realized that it pulled his face down as well, resembling....

 

[HuskerJosh82]

an 90 year old vagina with lots of hair. With much to everybody surprize................................

 

[I See Red People]

I farted loud from laughing so hard it made my....

 

[HuskerJosh82]

butthole implode much like Dan Hawkins did when.....................

 

[Husker_Power]

butthole implode much like Dan Hawkins did when.....................

...he came back from the doctor's office and ate what the doctor told him, which was--5 pounds of spicy

sausage a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 25

Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal,

and top it off with a gallon of prune juice. Now, Dan's boyfriend...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

butthole implode much like Dan Hawkins did when.....................

...he came back from the doctor's office and ate what the doctor told him, which was--5 pounds of spicy

sausage a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 25

Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal,

and top it off with a gallon of prune juice. Now, Dan's boyfriend...

Wont come within 50 feet of him because of the explosive....

 

[Chef K]

butthole implode much like Dan Hawkins did when.....................

...he came back from the doctor's office and ate what the doctor told him, which was--5 pounds of spicy

sausage a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 25

Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal,

and top it off with a gallon of prune juice. Now, Dan's boyfriend...

Wont come within 50 feet of him because of the explosive....

Power of his a$$ bombs, meanwhile a tornado warning has been issued for BoomerSooner's trailer park when..........

 

[HSKRNOKC]

It blew through sucking his clothes off as he wandered around naked, people kept pointing and laughing at him because...

 

[I See Red People]

He has a husker tatoo on his you know what, and that was because.....

 

[T_O_Bull]

It was so small. The tat spilled over onto his belly which hung over his belt, at least he still is able to wear the same size pants he wore in highschool.The unfortunate thing was that he ...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

The tornado misplaced his lovable sexual gerbals that he used to....