Teaches gambling on stocks thread

[Fru]

That's been Wallstreetbets, super stonks, et al's gripe for years. How is it possible to buy something that doesn't exist??? If someone exercised options that don't exist it should break the system.

I aped at 40 the other day so I barely made anything today lol

Yeah exactly. I don’t understand how they could possibly throw “market manipulation” at Keith Gill, when they’ve sold naked shorts. Makes no sense to me.

 

[Fru]

The most manipulated stock in history!  Haha!

I am just going to snag it at 20 and hold it as what can only be classified as a long-term volatile investment.  Haha 

Yeah I’m thinking similarly. I’m not going to yolo it, but will scoop up some more when it comes down 

 

[teachercd]

Yeah I’m thinking similarly. I’m not going to yolo it, but will scoop up some more when it comes down 

At this point it really doesn't make sense to not buy some when it gets low again.  

 

[BigRedBuster]

At this point it really doesn't make sense to not buy some when it gets low again.  

Yeah....I'm thinking about doing it.  But, watch, now is the time he will switch stocks he's doing it on and GME will just slowly fall to 10.

 

[teachercd]

Yeah....I'm thinking about doing it.  But, watch, now is the time he will switch stocks he's doing it on and GME will just slowly fall to 10.

Ugggg, I know!

But he clearly has a good thing going with GME.  But you just never know, he could switch it up.  But if it gets near 10 dollars again, it will be hard to not gobble up 100 shares and just wait/hope.

 

[teachercd]

Super Computers going to 10-1 split

Wilson-Sonoma (not to be confused with Wilson Phillips) is going to split 2-1 (I think), if you have a wife and she is always buying s#!t from Pottery Barn, you know why Wilson-Sonoma is so f#&%ing expensive. 

 

[ZRod]

Williams Sonoma?

 

[teachercd]

Williams Sonoma?

Yeah!  Sorry!

 

[ZRod]

Yeah!  Sorry!

Doesn't matter. It's a store I like to look in and never buy from. Those f#&%ers want $100 for a manual pepper mill.

 

[teachercd]

I mentioned Duolingo about a month ago and it is on fire… it has one of the fastest growing artificial intelligence applications out there… It should double or maybe triple this year

 

[ZRod]

I mentioned Duolingo about a month ago and it is on fire… it has one of the fastest growing artificial intelligence applications out there… It should double or maybe triple this year

Which is weird, because I've been using it for years and the app has consistently gotten worse for actually trying to learn a language.

 

[teachercd]

Which is weird, because I've been using it for years and the app has consistently gotten worse for actually trying to learn a language.

I guess a new application they created fixes mistakes at the fastest rate ever...

And Northwestern is now offering a MBAI!  Masters of business artificial intelligence!  

 

[BigRedBuster]

I finally had to dump SOUNW.  I kept thinking it would bump back up and never did.  Swallowed my pride and sold at about a 25% loss. 

 

[teachercd]

I finally had to dump SOUNW.  I kept thinking it would bump back up and never did.  Swallowed my pride and sold at about a 25% loss. 

I got lucky and made money off it twice but it was just dumb luck.

Meanwhile NVDA is now the largest stock in the world!

Also, HPE has been on fire and all of a sudden so is DELL!

 

[JJ Husker]

Which is weird, because I've been using it for years and the app has consistently gotten worse for actually trying to learn a language.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re doing reasonably well picking up on the English language.