Prime Time!!! - Deion Sanders Hired as Colorado Head Coach

[BigRedBuster]

They said he had his bladder removed. That's a pretty serious surgery. I wonder how he's going to piss now. EDIT: The article said he won't need an outside bag attached; some kind of procedure where they connect his intestines right to his d!@#.

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure his intestine would not be attached to his d!(k.

That would be painful.

 

[Street Novelist]

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure his intestine would not be attached to his d!(k.

That would be painful.

That's what I'm saying! Must be a strange sensation

 

[Mavric]

Deion fatigue starting to set in...

 

[GSG]

Deion fatigue starting to set in...

Have they tried teaching it to run backwards? I'm sure Shedur could give some lessons

 

[Mavric]

 

[XtraXtra]

That clock mismanagement was brutal. Sanders would have done well to just say, "We need to do a better job there" and move on.

 

[GSG]

That clock mismanagement was brutal. Sanders would have done well to just say, "We need to do a better job there" and move on.

Ah but then he'd have to admit that he failed and he can't do that. In his mind, CU might be 0-1 but he's 1-0.

 

[BigRedBuster]

 

[AZRaiderH8r]

Prime is not backing down either. He has been pretty defiant with local media who have the audacity to question his poor clock management at the end of the game, and has refused to admit that any mistakes were made. Just own it dude.

 

[GSG]

Took me a while to find the entire final drive, but man they wasted so much time. 1:07 and two timeouts is a ton of time to get down the field. They blew almost 20 seconds just after the first (horrible) play.

 

[SuperBigFan69]

Took me a while to find the entire final drive, but man they wasted so much time. 1:07 and two timeouts is a ton of time to get down the field. They blew almost 20 seconds just after the first (horrible) play.

I didn't see the end, did they lose because of it?

 

[GSG]

I didn't see the end, did they lose because of it?

Oh yeah

First play was a 2 yard loss. They wasted like 16/17 seconds before the next snap. Next play was a pass completed a couple yards short of the line. They waste about 11 seconds getting lined up. Third play the QB scrambles forever and gets the first down. Then a deep throw to the end zone (incomplete). Then a short pass (goes out of bounds). Then a hail mary. They wasted about 30-45 seconds just being slow back to the line and the long scramble. Two timeouts and the clock stops on a first down; they had a lot more options.

 

[Mavric]

 

[Mavric]

The Ravens were going to pick Shedeur three picks before the Browns but Shedeur told them he didn't want to be on the same team with Lamar since he'd be a backup.

 

[Red Five]

Lost 36-20 to Houston on Friday night. Deion said they lost because the game was at night. Bad for him their next 2 games are 8:00 kicks.



Will Deion make it through the season? I'd put the odds at about 50/50 right now. CU has Wyoming this week at home, the will probably be underdogs the rest of the season.