BigRedBuster
International Man of Mystery
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure his intestine would not be attached to his d!(k.They said he had his bladder removed. That's a pretty serious surgery. I wonder how he's going to piss now. EDIT: The article said he won't need an outside bag attached; some kind of procedure where they connect his intestines right to his d!@#.

That would be painful.