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The “Dear John” Letter Response!

Recently, a soldier stationed in Afghanistan known only as ‘Ricky’ got a pathetic “Dear John” type letter from his girlfriend, Becky, that read, quote:

“Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I’ve cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.”

So- Ricky collected a bunch of pictures from his fellow Marines . . . and sent 57 photos of smoking hot chicks back to Becky, along with a note that read, quote:

“Dear Becky, I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Ricky.”

 
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I THOUGHT it sounded familiar..But are you sure it was M*A*S*H?

I think this is the episode:

Of Moose and Men

November 21, 1975

Written by Jay Folb

Directed by John Erman

Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer, Lois Foraker, Jeff Maxwell

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel (Tim O'Conner), B.J. helps a GI (Johnny Haymer) who's gotten a "Dear John," and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

 
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I THOUGHT it sounded familiar..But are you sure it was M*A*S*H?

I think this is the episode:

Of Moose and Men

November 21, 1975

Written by Jay Folb

Directed by John Erman

Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer, Lois Foraker, Jeff Maxwell

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel (Tim O'Conner), B.J. helps a GI (Johnny Haymer) who's gotten a "Dear John," and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.
Yep, that's the episode.

 
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