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The “Dear John” Letter Response!
Recently, a soldier stationed in Afghanistan known only as ‘Ricky’ got a pathetic “Dear John” type letter from his girlfriend, Becky, that read, quote:
“Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I’ve cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.”
So- Ricky collected a bunch of pictures from his fellow Marines . . . and sent 57 photos of smoking hot chicks back to Becky, along with a note that read, quote:
“Dear Becky, I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Ricky.”
Recently, a soldier stationed in Afghanistan known only as ‘Ricky’ got a pathetic “Dear John” type letter from his girlfriend, Becky, that read, quote:
“Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I’ve cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.”
So- Ricky collected a bunch of pictures from his fellow Marines . . . and sent 57 photos of smoking hot chicks back to Becky, along with a note that read, quote:
“Dear Becky, I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Ricky.”
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