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rawhide said:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Nice trade, sir."

GBR
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:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

 
rawhide said:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Nice trade, sir."

:laughpound

GBR
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:clap :clap :clap

 
:laughpound

rawhide said:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Nice trade, sir."

:laughpound

GBR
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:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

"Round em' up, head em' up, move em out, Rawhide."

T_O_B

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
T_O_Bull said:
:laughpound

rawhide said:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Nice trade, sir."

:laughpound

GBR
Click to expand...

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

"Round em' up, head em' up, move em out, Rawhide."

T_O_B

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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I just told this to my wife TWICE and she still doesn't get it. :dunno

 
I See Red People said:
T_O_Bull said:
:laughpound

rawhide said:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Nice trade, sir."

:laughpound

GBR
Click to expand...

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

"Round em' up, head em' up, move em out, Rawhide."

T_O_B

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Click to expand...

I just told this to my wife TWICE and she still doesn't get it. :dunno
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:clap :clap

ISRP, you old dog, let me guess... She is your second wife. She is 12 to 15 years younger than you. She has long silky hair and longer legs. When you enter a room every male head turns and thinks, "ISRP you lucky bastard." My god, you have a trophy wife.

No offence meant man, it was just too great a straight line to pass up.

T_O_B

:) :) :) :) :) :)

 
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I am officially closing this thread at 10:00p :nutz :nutz Claiming the prize of winner and grand champion!!!!

 
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