Last to post wins

[TXHSKR]

I saw a Slap Chop commercial on ESPN a bit ago.

I lol'd the whole time.

Last post wins a Slap Chop......that will stop all the posts!! :thumbs

I WIN!!!!

 

[T_O_Bull]

To quote BRI...

"I win, go away................ "

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

OK BRI T_O_B will go away...

to Palm Beach Florida!!!

Good whisky, cold beer, thong bikinis, ocean breezes, more whiskey, more cold beer.

Winter storm warning for tonight and tomorrow with a possible 6 inches of snow by Sun. night.

What a way to become the WINNER!!!!

T_O_B

:nanalama :rollin :nanalama :rollin :wasted :wasted :wasted :rollin :nanalama :rollin :nanalama

 

[HSKRNOKC]

75 and sunny here tomorrow. Its Oklahoma so I am sure severe weather is just around the corner.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Went golfing today since they are predicting rain tomorrow and snow on Sunday! :angry:

 

[VA Husker2]

Stuffed cabbage is the sweetheart of the launromat and

the sorority mascot hangs out with the lumberjack

 

[I See Red People]

Went golfing today since they are predicting rain tomorrow and snow on Sunday! :angry:

You Suck! I worked all f'n day! :steam

BTW, T_O_B is the symmetrical emoticon lord. :lol:

 

[huskerjack23]

so is this the place that we say random goofy crap

peanut butter egg dirt

 

[I See Red People]

:laughpound

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Nice trade, sir."

:laughpound

GBR

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

"Round em' up, head em' up, move em out, Rawhide."

T_O_B

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

I just told this to my wife TWICE and she still doesn't get it. :dunno

:clap :clap

ISRP, you old dog, let me guess... She is your second wife. She is 12 to 15 years younger than you. She has long silky hair and longer legs. When you enter a room every male head turns and thinks, "ISRP you lucky bastard." My god, you have a trophy wife.

No offence meant man, it was just too great a straight line to pass up.

T_O_B

I just went back and read this.

First and only wife, silky hair, a trophy for sure. One outta two ain't bad TOB

Yes, she is looking over my shoulder.

 

[redout22]

Well, I win

 

[huskerjack23]

Well, I win

as the kids say, FTW

+1

 

[VA Husker2]

What's black and blue and won't have sex?

 

[rawhide]

uh hmmmmm stupified :dunno

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

God I love Nebraska...

Tornado Warnings and Blizzard Warnings on the same day!!!

:ahhhhhhhh

Where's Dennis Quaid when you need him?! (Bonus points to the first one to get that)

 

[I See Red People]

God I love Nebraska...

Tornado Warnings and Blizzard Warnings on the same day!!!

:ahhhhhhhh

Where's Dennis Quaid when you need him?! (Bonus points to the first one to get that)

The day after tomorrow?

I mean, What is the day after tomorrow?

 

[redout22]

:snacks: