Worst Gift

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808Husker in KCMO

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Worst gift I got yesterday was from my sister. She is a U of A grad and decided it would be appropriate to give my wife and I matching Wildcat T-Shirts. I am just about to leave my house in the snow and poor road conditions to express mail them back to her. I dont want any bad ju-ju sticking around for the game.

 
This year I got absolutely nothing but a sinus infection. I can't stop blowing snot out of my nose and coughing up sticky yellow goo. After many beers and cigarettes it seems to subdue itself until I lay down... when the snot-faucet turns back on full blast. It's p*ssing me the f*ck off. :madash

 
cut down on the smokes and dairy products could help some just sayin'

and get a Rx for bactrim or a Z-pack could help too.

GBR

 
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I got some snowflake window clings from my mother-in-law in my stocking.........................what a stupid b&^ch!? :dunno

 
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808Husker in KCMO said:
Worst gift I got yesterday was from my sister. She is a U of A grad and decided it would be appropriate to give my wife and I matching Wildcat T-Shirts. I am just about to leave my house in the snow and poor road conditions to express mail them back to her. I dont want any bad ju-ju sticking around for the game.
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They could make good grease rags or any other nasty that needs wiping up. <_<

 
Not a gift, but a horror story I wouldn't wish on anyone......this is what happen to my brother and family.

ice storm on 23rd, knocking down tons of tree limbs and jeopardizing power lines. snowing and blizzard conditions on 24th. He lives only 1.5 hours away and cancelled trip home for Christmas day.

Power goes off Christmas Eve. His three boys (11-9-4) wake up at 5:30 am , only to be sent back to bed because of no electricity/lights to see what Santa had brought. Temp in house drops drastically. By mid-morning, they move to local "church hall" with small generator to run heat, but no tv, radio, computer, etc.

He spends day "rescuing" the elderly and taking them to nearby towns (one lady is 103 years old, and her house was 43 degrees)....

mid-afternoon, he is now spending Christmas day with another family in the "hall", trying to fix food and they lose water. By evening, he is sharing the hall with 35 other community members in 1 room full of kids and parents, one tv, and nothing else to do.

They leave hall at 10 pm to go to nearby town to friends. 11 year old becomes ill with stomach flu, they head home to house with no electricity. At 11, electricity comes on , but they lose water again. Midway through night, his wife becomes ill with stomach flu. Now 2 people sick, with NO WATER for toilets, etc...

As of this morning, still no water and still 2 sick people. Definately feel sorry for them. Wouldn't wish the last 2 1/2 days experience on anyone.

 
rawhide said:
cut down on the smokes and dairy products could help some just sayin'

and get a Rx for bactrim or a Z-pack could help too.

GBR
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Unfortunately, GM went with Medco so getting any kind of medicine is impossible.

But I have to pay for everyone else's heathcare now. Life's a b!^@h... (lights a cig)

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
I got some snowflake window clings from my mother-in-law in my stocking.........................what a stupid b&^ch!? :dunno
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My soon to be mother and father in law got me an autographed Tom Osborne/Bo Pelini Husker football and one of those fake looking metal fireplace heaters...................oh wait that wasn't horrible gifts my bad :lol:

 
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