and I would love it if someone knew the answers (and they were answers like, "Great!" "No problem!" "Top notch!")
Ahem. After polishing off my offical Napoleon Dynamite Time machine.. "ouch" I have the official answers to these questions.
[*]Who will our quarterback be, and how will he perform?
All three will play but Cody Green and Taylor Martinez will split most of the time. Both will rush for over 800 yards this season. Green will pass for about 1200 yards. Martinez under 700.
[*]Will our O Line stay healthy, and will they be effective?
Yes, they will be the second best O line in the conference[
[*]Has Roy overcome his propensity for injuries?
Mostly
[*]How will our passing game perform, and will our WRs be dangerous?
Niles Paul will be all conference . Kinnie will make great strides. McNeil will make an impact.
[*]Will our propensity for stupid penalties at the worst time finally end?
Again, mostly
[*]Have we got a handle on our turnover problems?
Yes. FAR less turnovers in 2010
[*]How will Baby Steinkuhler do this year, and will he be half as effective at wreaking havoc as Suh?
He will do well and yes, about "half" as effective
[*]Who will replace Barry Turner, and will Allen and Meredith/Ankrah get pressure off the end?
Cameron Meredith and yes
[*]Who will fill Phil Dill's shoes? Will the light turn on for Will Compton?
Will Compton and Yes
[*]Will Eric Martin "get it" and terrorize opposing offenses like I think he will, or is he still a year off?
Martins Reign of terror begins NOW
[*]Will LaVonte David make an impact this year or will the different speed cause him trouble?
David will adjust tp the new speed and level of play on an average level and be full impact in 11
[*]Who will replace O'Hanlon's tackling and ball-hawking instincts?
PJ Smith
[*]Will Prince Amukamara have another stellar year?
Damn right he will. All American style!
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Will PJ Smith be able to keep up, or will he be abused in his first year as a starter?
See above
[*]Will Eric Hagg finally become the monster he always should have been?
Hells yeah! Remember Tom Ruud in the 78 OU game? DejaVU!!!
[*]Will DeJon Gomes have a zillion INTs this year?
15
There ya go. Hope that helps.
That's alot of Kool-Aid.
Thats because Kool Aid is just as :edit:: "almost as " Nebraska as Nebraska football and is officially the State Drink!!! :koolaid2: :koolaid2: