Sports quotes, taken out of context

after skittering for a 36-yard touchdown, he made the tackle on the ensuing kickoff, playing special teams, flattening Brandon James the way a bowling ball on amphetamines might flatten a chipmunk on Quaaludes. LINK
 
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Announcer quotes in game count, right?

'Cause Mus def exclaimed "He recovered his own muff!" in this last game.

 
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