Sports quotes, taken out of context

[NUance]

He runs with a curious abandon, his arms flailing, wrists flapping, as if he’s running through a sprinkler. linky

 

[NUance]

"You just have to have a mind like a goldfish." linky

 

[NUance]

after skittering for a 36-yard touchdown, he made the tackle on the ensuing kickoff, playing special teams, flattening Brandon James the way a bowling ball on amphetamines might flatten a chipmunk on Quaaludes. LINK

 

[UGAHusker]

Penetrate and shoot

 

[zoogs]

Announcer quotes in game count, right?

'Cause Mus def exclaimed "He recovered his own muff!" in this last game.

 

[jsneb83]

Announcer quotes in game count, right?

'Cause Mus def exclaimed "He recovered his own muff!" in this last game.

I remember that, I was laughing my a$$ my off when he said that.

 

[jsneb83]

“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your a$$ hammered by guys—there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

“I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.”

 

[NUance]

"We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor." LINK