Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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This! And this is exactly why Scalia shouldn't be a justice
You have no idea what a 'foundation of our society' actually is. Your religion is not the basis for society. Our Constitution forbids using your religion as a basis of law. Our Constitution requires at all people are treated equally. Marriage existed centuries before your religion was invented. It does not belong to you, and the real world is tired of outdated mythology setting rules in the modern world.Looking at the redefinition of one of the foundations of our society by judges with no basis in the original intent of the constitution, when there is disagreement in the federal appellate courts, seems like a pretty good use of the Supreme courts time to me. But, I have no desire to argue to point, just felt like someone should say it.
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it's been longer than 8 hours, how do I get rid of it?
ask beanman for photos of his wife
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Weekend love advice from the good (love) doctor: Ingest 12 beers, preferably pabst blue ribbon. If you begin to feel tired then drink 12 red bulls, if that is too much follow up with 12 Tylenol PM's. After doing this make sure you drunk dial/text/facebook your most recent ex.
Trust me, it works everytime!
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It hurts when I do this (lifts left arm above head). What should I do?
Stop lifting your arm above your head
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As a nurse, do you routinely post passive aggressive articles on Facebook about how unappreciated and thankless your job is?(Kidding . . . but a pretty high proportion of nurses that I'm FB friends with do the above.)
I believe it. Most nurses on my facebook do the same. My thanks is my paycheck, and discontinued pain medications.
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And a pilot...
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Porn will keep your hands plenty busy. Trust me, I'm a doctor
A ball gag might be in order...
Porn, lots of porn.
Well,other than of the mouth (keyboard) at times...
Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea.
One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly
That... um, you should get that checked out.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis...
Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great!
Dr, what would you prescribe for this?
Well, that wouldn't prevent me from typing. Maybe a Chinese finger trap instead?
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Is the penis a muscle? It gets hard when increased blood flow occurs just like your muscles do when you lift.
Yes, filled with baby gel and cartilage
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Porn, lots of porn.
Well,other than of the mouth (keyboard) at times...
Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea.
One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly
That... um, you should get that checked out.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis...
Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great!
Dr, what would you prescribe for this?
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Diarrhea of the mouth is a serious epidemic in all message boards
Well,other than of the mouth (keyboard) at times...
Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea.
One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly
That... um, you should get that checked out.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis...
Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great!
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It's all in good fun.
Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea.
One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly
That... um, you should get that checked out.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis...
Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great!
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One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly
That... um, you should get that checked out.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis...
Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great!
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That... um, you should get that checked out.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis...
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I think the WR voting thread may have to go in front of the Supreme Court for the final decision
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This is why people should have a valid ID to vote
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Way to steal my thunderCome to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.
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I got a virus video. How do I get rid of it?
If you see a pop up that says "single girls are in your area and ready to chat" i would suggest clicking on that. Also, respond to any emails from a Nigerian prince
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i smell desperationOk.. this goes against all i have ever said.
But if i get a position, I will fight to TEAR DOWN THAT CENSOR WALL IN THE SHED!
FREE THE BOOBIES!
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Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever.
as for your epilepsy, i recommend flashing lights only while driving.
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Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever.
No
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This is true. Some doctors believe that the appendix holds a purpose with the immune system for the digestive tract. But i have found out that the appendix is an excellent source for surgery bills.
To hold chewing gum, silly.Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?
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Where do babys come from?
Whiskey and expired condoms
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It's sad to say that it seems i will fall short on votes once again after 3 nominations. Therefore i will only post campaign ads for NUpolo8 for quarterback from here on out, with polo as QB everyone wins!
Supreme Court to decide if states can ban gay marriage
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