HuskerBob

BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.

okay dont get me wrong i feel horrible for this guy who got mauled, but this type of crap is jus reedickulus

The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when Buddy and Ollie, two of four chimpanzees in the adjoining cage, attacked St. James Davis, Martarano said. Officials have not determined how the chimps got out of their enclosure, he said.

A CAKE??? Not sur why they got so mad, we brought thema double choco yum yum pie??

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St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.

How the hell does a foot get severed???!! sad man very sad.

Chimps critically injure sanctuary visitor

sounds like somethin outta national lampoons.. stoopid cat, i put you up there for a reason!!

Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip on Top of Car

 

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INKOM, Idaho - Torri Hutchinson's cat might just have one less life to live. Hutchison was driving along Interstate 15 one day recently when a motorist kept trying to get her attention and pointing to the roof of her car.

 

 

 

She said she was wary of the man, but wondered if perhaps her ski rack might have come loose.

 

She pulled over to the side, but kept her doors locked and the motor running.

 

The man pulled up behind her. Hutchinson rolled down her window to hear the man frantically shouting, "Your cat! Your cat!"

 

He reached for the roof of her car and handed the shocked Hutchinson her orange tabby.

 

She had driven about 10 miles with the cat on top of the car, and didn't even notice the feline when she stopped for gas.

 

Hutchinson said Cuddle Bug, or C.B. for short, had climbed into the back of her car as she was getting ready to leave. She put him out, but he must have jumped on the roof while she wasn't looking, she said

DOH!! i can hear the animal rights groups now..... oh boy lookouT!! jus save the trouble and send him to uncle bob and I'll give him a proper service.

Bubba the Leviathan Lobster Dies at Zoo

HOLY sheep shat i think I just broke another kidney!!!! LMAO!!

He's Bubba, a 22-pound leviathan of a lobster pulled from the waters off Nantucket, Mass., and shipped to a Pittsburgh fish market.

 

"It is overwhelming," owner Bob Wholey said. "If you see it, you will never forget it. Customers are just in awe.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent Wholey a letter asking him to work with the group to release Bubba back in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maine.

 

Another group calling itself People For Eating Tasty Animals reportedly offered Wholey a hefty price for the lobster. At Tuesday's price of $14.98 a pound, Bubba would retail for about $350.

Id like to know how i sign up for this tasty animal eatin club!

No butter for Bubba, the 22-pound lobster

hey whered you get that video of bobbie at age 3???!! dammit ma, sellin my home vids agin!!

so then with your theory turk yur sayin that oaklands success under callahan was b/c of gruden..... ? kinda contradicts things about him being a bad coach doesnt it. either way welcome to our humble home.

not ta mention his idol is THE John Lynch. bobbie likey!!

Husker hardball rulz!!

i sed hard, and ball. uhuhhhuhuhuhuhhu.

Nice welceom to the fold HN. yeh what ered sed and dont furget to leave enuf time to walk inside the new area they put upa few yrs ago on the front of the stadium. real sweet spread with all the trophies and a bunch of historic stuff. its like finding the holy grail. enjoy your trip to mecca and let us know how you liked it.

Thanks for the info DH. welcome aboard!

B works for me!! good idea boyz.

this is funny stuff. who freekin cares about posts. if its truly not about the points kobe then pass the damn ball every now and theN!!!!11

Okay there's a huge problem with that pic because you actually know where to find it.

you dont see ma boy Hasselhoff shating on peop[le now do you!!

Went wit the brayn wilson band bc he has the frame and came from a JC, so shud be ready to step in where we despartely need some help NOW!!

kik ass job fellz!!

uncle bob agrees with blackshirt34. but also thinks the playground fight above is funny shat.

This idiot betr not send me another damn mesage idon care if he wants to be my freekin valentine. that was a scum move who pulls some shat like that? no site i want anythng to do with. makes you wonder what he would do with your personal info once you sign up. huskerboard is where bob gets down. end of story.

Outsiders guess:

 

09/03 Maine - W - Callahan takes them to the woodshed, new players work out some kinks.

 

09/10 Wake Forest - W - WF has a young team, as does Neb., its close but Neb. pulls it out at home.

 

09/17 Pittsburgh - L - Pitt coming off a BCS embarrasment, comes ready to play,

wins by a TD in another close game.

 

10/01 Iowa State - W - Neb exposes the pretenders.

 

10/08 Texas Tech - W - I will keep this one a W, but if you secondary hasn't improved from last year... may be a different outcome.

 

10/15 @ Baylor - W - No aTm like slip for Neb... Big Red Rolls...

 

10/22 @ Missouri - W - Missou will get blown out as your offense start clicking on all cylinders.

 

10/29 Oklahoma - L - Keep this as an L, but OU will be replacing alot of skill positions, their saving grace is AD but if you guys can neutralize him like USC did... may be a shocker to nation.

 

11/05 @ Kansas - W - Jayhawks have a football team? Neb rolls.

 

11/12 Kansas State - W - Close game, decided by a fg

 

11/25 @ Colorado - L - Buffs come out ready to play... Neb. has hiccups on defense... but I could be wrong.

 

Big XII Championship (Texas) - L - Vince comes out and has a great year, possible title contenders if Mack can get the monkey off his back.

 

Bowl Game (Cotton) (Florida) - W - Urban still having growing pains...

Love IT!!! wlecome to the fold LSU good tohaveyou man. i jus hesitate to make any predictiosn bc of wat happned las yr. It seemed we wud win several of the games we didnt.

so with that sed i see us winning a game we shouldnt and losing 2 we shouldnt. in the end i see a 7-6 record with an Nsight.com bowl apearnce. baby steps for the next 2-3 yrs im afraid.

Looks like he got benards hate mail about wearing red!!

oklahoma, didnt we? correct me if im wrong but wasnt reggie the only top gun guy we didnt steal from okie?? to me that is unbelievable especially after teh run OU has been on. this isnt the 90s when were at the top and ou the bottom.roles are reversd, and we just got done punking OU outta Roark (and probably Roark JR) Dillard (one of most promosing commits IMO) and someon else no?

what a snag from the front porch of MU!!! so good.

mustve wanted to stay closer to home. heard that was a big deel to him. Good luck reggie look fwd to watching you lose to my 'skers!!!

This guy sounds like the real deel. eats drinks football. wants to be the greatest ever. we need that attitude. wlecome to Mecca Jordan!!

The golden boy has arrived!!!!!!! he shall take us to the promise land!!