Angry Blue Hair

If the refs had thrown a flag for the facemask on TA on the play where he fumbled, what would the result have been?

No fumble and add 15 yards to where he was tackled?

 

Yea, probably a micro aggression.

Not only was that response not angry, no blue hair would know that expression.

 

Let's do some word association. I say "hip-hop," you say...

 

Turn that damn thing down!

Yea, probably a micro aggression.

What do I need to know? Can I use words and phrases like "delittled", "jimmies rustled" and "pre-madonna" or do we use the King's English here?