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FOOTBAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLL

The long snapper.

THE ONE THING WE CAN'T AFFORD TO SCREW UP ON GAME DAY, YOU GUYS.

I wake up at 2am.

 

I drink an entire bottle of Vermouth.

 

I then watch the movie "Powder".

 

I vomit.

 

I then sleep until 9:43am.

 

I eat a breakfast of black olives, anchovies and tofu.

 

I drink another bottle of Vermouth.

 

I begin my Hindu Squat regimen until one hour before game time.

 

I vomit.

 

After that, I kinda play it by ear.

You had me at "Powder".

Samuel McKewon ‏@swmckewonOWH

Southern Miss may play 3 QBs Saturday. That's always a recipe for huge success.

 

https://twitter.com/...156986761695232

 

 

Hopefully, we play at least two, because the score is in the 60's

Let thy Ron Kellogg era begin.

Just popping in to say IT'S ALMOST FOOTBALL TIME!!!!

 

Just a couple more days and I can't wait.

 

Hope you guys have a great year. I'd love to see you guys take down Michigan and Wisconsin this year. Those two teams get on my nerves! Oh yes, and Ohio State. Please beat Urban Meyer and the buckeyes senseless.

 

Later!

L

Are you related to Johnny?

Vaya con Dios, Brah.

I start taking showers. With a red loofah.

1. LSU

2. USC

3. Oklahoma

4. Oregon

5. Alabama

6. Arkansas

7. South Carolina

8. Georgia

9. Michigan

10. West Virginia

11. Michigan State

12. Kansas State

13. TCU

14. Florida State

15. Wisconsin

16. Stanford

17. Virginia Tech

18. Ohio State

19. Oklahoma State

20. Nebraska

21. Clemson

22. Boise State

23. Texas

24. NC State

25. Florida

26. Notre Dame

27. Auburn

28. North Carolina

29. South Florida

30. Missouri

I voted for knapplc.

[does the "blink twice if someone is behind the door holding a gun to your head thing"]

They do a pretty sweet rendition of "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring too:

WE NEED MORE OF THAT PLAY.

Remember when people wondered why Marlowe still got playing time? *points to him catching the ball*

This may be the low point of Pelini's career.

[cough]Iowa State '09[/cough]

Edit: [cough]aTm '10[/cough]

Bo needs to bring back the gray hoodie.

This team sucks

Ok, see you next year.

OH MAN. WE'RE GETTING THE OREGON TREATMENT!

How were we not prepared for that?

WELP

Lost the 'stache. Very disappointed in him.