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I'm going to have to go ahead and say, MAN LAW!!

Maybe we should get a place where we can put up some other "Husker Man Laws"

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Chuck. See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and a**holes. P*ssies think everyone can get along, and d*cks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a**holes, Chuck. And all the a**holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, p*ssies may get mad at d*cks once in a while, because p*ssies get f*cked by d*cks. But d*cks also f*ck a**holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the a**holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d*ck and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t!

CLEVELAND -- Ohio State's 42-39 victory over Michigan also was lucky for players of the Ohio Lottery.

Minutes after Saturday's game was over, the numbers 4-2-3-9 were drawn for the Pick 4 game.

"You know it happens," lottery spokeswoman Marie Kilbane said Sunday.

Bettors can play the game in a variety of ways. Anyone who played $1 and picked the 4-2-3-9 combination in order won $5,000. The odds of the numbers turning up in that combination were 10,000 to 1.

The lottery paid a total of $2.19 million in winnings. Players had wagered $347,867.50.

Kilbane said it's likely that most of the bets with the winning numbers were placed after the game ended, but she did not know how much money was wagered in that period. The football game finished at 7:13 p.m. and the drawing was at 7:29 p.m.

O and we moved up 3 spots to #19 in the USA Today atleast.

Well at least the coaches know what they're doing. I hate the AP!!!!

Week 13 AP Top 25

1. Ohio State (65) 12-0 1,625

2. Michigan 11-1 1,502

3. USC 9-1 1,493

4. Florida 10-1 1,451

5. Arkansas 10-1 1,365

6. Notre Dame 10-1 1,307

7. West Virginia 9-1 1,144

8. Louisville 9-1 1,078

9. LSU 9-2 1,075

10. Wisconsin 11-1 1,049

11. Texas 9-2 1,028

12. Boise State 11-0 878

13. Oklahoma 9-2 856

14. Auburn 10-2 822

15. Rutgers 9-1 736

16. Georgia Tech 9-2 667

17. Virginia Tech 9-2 583

18. Boston College 9-2 516

19. Tennessee 8-3 404

20. Wake Forest 9-2 355

21. Brigham Young 9-2 325

22. California 8-3 302

23. Nebraska 8-3 258

24. Clemson 8-3 122

25. Hawaii 9-2 89

Beat Mizzou 21-16....I quess that one was for Coach...

Stupid First Officer: Oh my God!! I solved the case!! Bears really DON'T sh*t in the woods, they sh*t in their underwear!!!

Second Officer: Dude, those are yours.

While this Saturday should provide tons of excitement for Michigan and Ohio State fans, why should they be the only ones having fun? For those of you with little to no interest in the big game, why not play our Michigan/Ohio State drinking game? Because the only thing more fun than your team beating its rival school, is being drunk before night time.

Just follow the guide below, and you'll be having more fun than Jim Tressel at a sweatervest convention.

Take one sip everytime... A team scores a touchdown or field goal.

Take two sips everytime... A team scores a safety or a two point conversion.

Take three sips everytime... They show a classic moment from a previous OSU/Michigan game.

Take one sip everytime... Somebody calls it "The greatest rivalry in sports."

Take two sips everytime... A Michigan fan incorrectly exclaims that his team is "number one!"

Take one sip everytime... A closeup of an OSU fan yelling "Not in our house!" is shown.

Take one sip for everytime... they show a really cheesy commercial for Ohio State University or University of Michigan. "Where The Future of America Learns... Today!"

Take one sip everytime... Woody Hayes is mentioned.

Take three sips everytime... They come back to commercial showing a local food from Ohio. And the announcers mention they had one last night and loved it.

Take one sip for every... fog machine used in the opening montage.

Take two sips for everytime... they show the "Man, put down my papaya!" commercial.

Take two sips everytime... A famous alumni is shown.

Take three sips... if that alumni is Matthew Mcconaughey for no reason.

Take five sips... if he says "Texas? What? No, I was never a Texas fan. GO BUCKEYES!!!"

Take one sip for everytime... Chad Henne looks terrified.

Take two sips everytime... Brent Musburger says 'Folks' or 'Partner.'

Take three sips if... Eddie George is seen roaming the Ohio State sidelines crying.

Finish your beer if... Rutgers somehow manages to win the game.

So is it ok if I just paint my whole body red?? I wont be naked....I'll be wearing a smile

I really hope he does come back and play for NU. If he doesnt I can see the same thing happening to him that happened to Maurice Clarett(spelling?) Ya know, Bowman gets himself an agent, nobody takes a chance on him in the draft. He loses his eligibility at NU. He's hasnt played for a couple of years. Then some team decides to take a chance on him and he ends up getting cut from the team. Not the part with all the drugs and guns though (at least I hope to God not). So hopefully he thinks about this and does come back.

I think Stevie P wrote that himself.

"I'm a bad man!! I'm a bad man!!"

Speaking of crappy fans, a Buff fan was saying that in 2002 when they came here and won 28-13, NU fans threw trash at them? I'm thinking he's just blowing hot air like all Buff fans, but does anyone else have any recollection of this?

I have to say I do not remember this. Granted, I was not at that game, but I watched it on tv and I dont remember that ever happening

I'll look for you all on tv......

It's good to see the lighter side of sports every once in a while. Great stuff. Hilarious!

Man, after reading that, and reading everything on the Puffs message boards, I'm all sorts of fired up for this game!!! I dont know if I'm gunna make it through this next week. AH MAN!! I CAN'T WAIT TO STOMP THOSE...THOSE....well I dont know if I should the word I'm thinking of. We'll be cleaning them off the bottom of our cleats!!

I came here to chew gum and kick some ass. Well, it looks like I'm all outta gum!!!

Absolutely amazing fellas!

Amen to that

"The rivalry between Nebraska and Colorado is like the rivalry between the hammer and the nail. NU is 45-17 all time against Colorado and if you try to say CU is starting to make it a rivalry, in the last 10 games, NU is up 7-3. But if you buffaloes want to call a lifetime of beatings a rivalry, go right ahead."

f*ck them berkenstock sandal wearing, latte drinking, tree huggin ass monkey's. They wouldn't know good football if it kicked em in their vegetarian asses. The c**t fans are the worse fans in the Big 12.

HELL YES!!

Have we ever lost in Arrowhead Stadium?

I dont think we have. I think the one time we lost in the Big 12 Championship it was in St. Louis. But I could be wrong. Someone feel free to correct me if I am.

EXCELLENT POINT!!

You're right. I maybe I am getting a little ahead of myself. Ya see it's these bye weeks I've been talking about. They throw me for a loop!!!

I was just thinking a little while ago about something and I wanted to see what other people thought. I was thinking about Irving Fryar, and well, I'm too young and never really got to see him play except for when his career was winding down in the NFL (which I can barely remember by the way). So I guess I'm looking for a little insight from some older fellers who got to see him play in college.

Anyway my question is do you think that Mo Purify will be better than and/or is better than Irving Fryar?? Just want to hear what some people think...that's all..

What about Monte Christo??? Anybody remember him?? He's #1 in my book