How is it an epic fail? 85k+ in 1 square mile. You're not going to get blazing data speeds. Just be glad you can send/rec text bc you couldn't 4-5 yrs ago.
I can't even send out a text message in some cases and yes you could send out text messages 4-5 years ago because I've done it and yet we still have the same problem 4-5 years later.