Chuck_G_23

Rex Burkhead wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

I've been watching this for ten minutes now.

I'll bet OP a dollar Nebraska comes away with a W.

I'm gonna wear my black jacket and black polo. My wife is dressing me.

The actual quote I replied to is accurate. Which means I clicked the correct post. The only thing inaccurate is the quotes author. In addition, said author is presented on screen in a format only the website can provide. Therefore, it was the sites error. You idiots are hysterical.

 

You know it's time to leave when even the website itself is out to get you.

 

I'm not sure, but I think Purple is trying to say that HuskerBoard's software is actually Skynet, and that it's turned on him first. Quick! Someone shoot Miles Dyson!

On September 14th, 2011 on Huskerboard, skynet became self aware.

Honestly,

 

I don't think you guys had an answer for Chris Polk in either game last year. Your defensive line was soft in my opinion. Sure, you defended the pass very well against us, but this year we've added a massive tight end and an explosive Wide Receiver to our offense. OUr offensive line is much more talented than a year ago. If that offensive line from a year ago dominated the Husker defense, this one will part your defensive line wider than when Moses parted the Red Sea!

 

You still have Martinez, but I'll take my chances with Washington shutting him down than a team that has a scary passing attack.

 

My prediction, Washington in a rout, 36-10. (You get 10 in garbage time)

 

 

 

Nice use of gif.

thanks, it exemplifies exactly what emotions the op brought out in me. Jack looks extremely creepy in this one, lol

Honestly,

 

I don't think you guys had an answer for Chris Polk in either game last year. Your defensive line was soft in my opinion. Sure, you defended the pass very well against us, but this year we've added a massive tight end and an explosive Wide Receiver to our offense. OUr offensive line is much more talented than a year ago. If that offensive line from a year ago dominated the Husker defense, this one will part your defensive line wider than when Moses parted the Red Sea!

 

You still have Martinez, but I'll take my chances with Washington shutting him down than a team that has a scary passing attack.

 

My prediction, Washington in a rout, 36-10. (You get 10 in garbage time)

lol watch sirles (71) toss that dude on the ground at the end of the play around 3:20

To OP, download an app on your smart phone called tune-in radio, it lets you pick the radio stations you want to listen to, that way you can get all the husker coverage you want!

I miss Shawn Watson because that guy is one hot mofo

He wore suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr?

I hope an Iowa fan doesn't see this thread.

 

The next time I care about an Iowa fan's opinion of me or my interests will be the first time. And I wouldn't recommend holding your breath waiting for it.

turning purple in anticipation

throw me in the "Not hot" group.

So just to be sure, we're having a discussion on whether or not Taylor Martinez is good looking right? K, gotcha, god I hope an Iowa fan doesn't see this thread.

The Ford dealership I work at is giving away two tickets to the UT-Chattanooga game, they're going to ask a trivia question on the 26th of august at 4:30pm on their facebook page, first one to get the question correct gets the tickets mailed to them, if anyone is interested in participating just "like" them on their FB page at http://www.facebook.com/janssenford

In b4 resurrected heisman hype

I know bars are out but the starlight lounge is worth mentioning, that place is awesome, retro "rat pack" feel and great cocktails...get the moscow mule. I also like to go to Buzzard Billy's right after the game, you'll probably wait 30-45 minutes but it's a nice place to sit down and have some mediocre cajun food. The best wings in town are at the Watering Hole, original grilled, it's awfully small though so you're gonna have to do some jockeying to get a table...other than that I usually just hang out at tail gates and have a couple (read: alot) of beers before going to the game about an hour before kick off.

well the trouble for me is that my wife is from ohio (lima in NW ohio which is a real sh#t hole) and when nebraska was sucking and OSU was doing real good she always rubbed it in my face constantly and thus its made me really dislike OSU-though i suprised her and her mom for ticket to Ohio State vs. Oregon in the rose bowl a year or two ago when they won... so its been kinda hard to forget about her and her irritating family rubbing this OSU sh#t in my face for years......

 

SO i hope i can see the greater good in the other fans and not my a-hole wife and her even bigger a-hole family

 

 

lol..welcome to the Big Ten...U will grow to Hate the buckeyes and their incredibly rude fans..and a word of warning..If you ever travel to Columbus...Be extremely careful..expect to get spat on beer thrown at you, yelled and screamed at and swore at..and those are just the mild things...trust me Youll see....

Are you sure that's not just due to you being a M fan?

OSU, Iowa, Whisky

Hmm...since farmaggedon seems to be popular maybe we could do something similiar, cornocalypse?

I'm not saying it's not self proclaimed to a certain extent, I for one have never claimed that...alot of it stems from other teams and their fans, I've heard several interviews from opposing coaches/fans/media saying the same thing and perpetuating it..

"It cost me 1.21 gigawatts to get back to this game"

And then a picture of either the delorean from back to the future, or Doc Brown's face.

I hope he stays. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt on all of this other crap, if it turns out to be true, I'll still be a husker fan, and the world will go on. At the beginning of the season people were saying, "jesus christ can you imagine how good this kid is gonna be in 3 years?!?!!", and in my opinion, that still holds true. We didn't have the season we wanted, but we didn't exactly have a bad season either, if a red shirt freshman can lead us to 10-3 with a game left to play, imagine what that same kid can do when he's had 3 years of Division 1 experience.

I believe in you Taylor.

Guys guys guys, dont you know this entire situation is being masterminded by Bo & Co. They pretended he was hurt and started the quitting rumors so that the OU team would be ill-prepared for them, this is all just propaganda to win the Big 12 Championship.

In other news, I heard that Taylor is really an alien from the planet Zorbron-2 and is only staying at nebraska for the year to study humans and the medieval sporting ritual that they call, "football"

My sister in law got married last year the day of the TT game, the reception had a small TV in the back room with the game on, no one danced, everyone got smashed after the game, a fight broke out, and one of the groomsmen took all his clothes off...moral of the story, DONT GET MARRIED ON A FU%*ING GAME DAY!

Such is the fractured relationship of Nebraska and its soon-to-be ex-league, you couldn't blame Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe for telling the Cornhuskers, don't leave, just leave mad.

 

Doesn't he mean, don't leave mad, just leave? Did this hack even bother to have someone proofread this garbage?