Rex Burkhead doesn't drink gatorade on the sideline. He drinks diesel fuel.
Rex Burkhead drinks napalm to calm his heartburn.
Rex Burkhead has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker with nothing but a joker, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green 4 Uno card, and Monopoly get out of jail free card.