Well, the way I see it these are the only options for QB against Illinois
-Taylor Martinez
-Tommy Armstrong
-A Human Centipede that features 2010 Taylor's legs, Armstrong's arm, and present day Taylor's exp.
-Ron Kellogg
-Randy Gregory (Try and game study THAT on film Illini. You can't)
-NUpolo8 (Hear me out guys, I'm big and in shape....just ask Knapplc...What? Oh you guys are a$$hole$)
-The Thing That Ate Tommie Frazier
-The team just holds a gyro eating contest every Thursday, The winner is the quarterback (OMG you guys Vincent Valentine is our QB!)
WHO YA GOT?
(real talk, as much as it pains me to say it, lets let Armstrong try. We'll find out how good of a teammate Taylor is)