mbhusker13 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley > > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, > > Both of whom loved to play together. > > One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to > sink. > > Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer > for > Help! > > Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, > > He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to > Town with the only tractor. > > Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. > > Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope > Hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. > > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken > arrive > On the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the > Chicken tossed to him. > > After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike , the > chicken > Then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued > the > Horse! > > Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the > Farmer was none the wiser when he returned. > > The friendship between the two animals was cemented: > > Best Buddies, Best Pals. > > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began > to > Sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! > > The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. > > Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he > Would then lift him out of the pit. > > The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his > Life. > > The moral of the story? . (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) > > > > "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse Horse's are hung like Chuck Tha'ts why the chicks have beardburns. That's a good one. I'll post another Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 .....beardburns Quote Link to comment
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