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March 15, Sipple: NU long way from last spring's defensive quagmire


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So what the f#*k was the problem last year?

 

They use a new laundry detergent for the uniforms.

 

I'm glad you mentioned the detergent, because you're absolutely correct. Laundry detergent contains nonionic and anionic surfactants, ethoxylated polyethylene polyamide (polymer) and enzymes.

 

If these chemicals come in contact with the skin (the thin layer of tissue forming the natural outer covering of the body of a person or animal), it greatly reduces testosterone levels.

 

The best way to avoid this tragedy is by using Tide PODS, or detergent capsules. These devices keep detergent from coming in contact with the skin, thus making it impossible for the detergent to soak into your pours, which would cause a rapid decline in overall testosterone production.

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