How Men think

[KState Wildcat]

How men think:

 

 

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We

lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to

enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested

in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

 

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now.

I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a

waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me,

saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a

great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

 

So I told her to f#(% off.

[rawhide]

Watch your 6. She'll be there.